[ Look, the day he stops preparing for her company he can get away with telling her that. ]
You are far too late to change my course, Dimitri, but hold just a moment.
[ Satisfied with his answer (because Hugo absolutely doesn't count right now), she switches to video. She's sitting comfortably on her couch, ponytail draped over her right shoulder, nothing in sight that may point to what prompted her first question. There's a hint of pride in her close-lipped smile.
A second later she grins, bared teeth securing one end of a knotted cherry stem. ]
[ Well. As long as it's only the course of their meetings, he can live with that.
Once the feed starts, she'll find him in comfortably in bed, bare-chested again despite the storm outside. Occasionally, a certain long black tail might flick across the screen, a sign of his only company at the moment-- save for Edelgard, of course, who appears to be all too proud for no good reason.
Until there's a knotted cherry stem poking out from in between her teeth. An arch of his eyebrows later, a small laugh bubbles out of him. ]
I should have known you would leave no challenge unmet.
[ Even though it's been... a couple of months? Has she been practicing all this time? Good lord, El, you sure are obstinate. ]
Should you not have shown this to one of the café robots instead, though? I have no means to crown you Queen.
[ Fortunately for Dimitri, the ways in which he may be able to crown anyone as queen are quite far from her mind at the moment. She lets out a small laugh of her own, not without a hint of triumph, and catches the stem in her palm when it falls from her teeth.
Not very ladylike, perhaps, but she thinks he can forgive it. ]
I suppose I could show them on my next visit. Do you think they will still celebrate the achievement?
[ This is a joke. No, she is not showing any robots on her next visit to the cafe. They will almost definitely still find some way to draw unwanted attention to her and her accomplishment.
A glimpse of Hugo's flicking tail makes her set the stem aside and give the feed more of her attention, her bracelet brought closer to her face. ]
Hello, Hugo. I see Dimitri is in fine company tonight.
Well. If they do not, you can keep my commemorative pin.
[ It's a joke right back, as his laugh should clue her in. Although if she did want it, he wouldn't mind parting with it-- it's hardly like he's going to proudly bear it, anyway.
At the ring of his name, though, Hugo pipes up with a little meow, and Dimitri promptly repositions his bracelet so to give the cat easier access. Edelgard might be treated to a big pair of eyes staring at her from way up close, followed by a moving snout, trying to sniff the screen for any familiar scents. ]
Ah, yes, the finest company. [ And though his free hand reaches to pet behind some fuzzy ears, Dimitri doesn't mean the cat only. ] Although Hugo may also be something of a test subject, tonight. We were reading up on relaxation techniques, you see.
I'm not sure it is appropriate to be both King of Oral and the royal subject, but I will wear both titles proudly.
[ Now that she has asked that it kind of makes her think of the time she licked him while he licked her, and that really was not where she meant for this to go.
But she does believe they should do that again.
It's a good thing that Hugo serves as such a good distraction, and she wiggles two fingers at his snout, knowing he must be disappointed to be offered no new scents and no treats. ]
Relaxation techniques? Have you found anything effective?
[ Not that she has an interest in figuring out how best to relax. ]
[ ... both titles, huh. Funny how that gives him a very similar idea.
It is, indeed, a very good thing Hugo is there to serve both as a less compromising topic of conversation and a distraction from his lewd thoughts. It's all sex island's -- and Edelgard's -- fault, okay. ]
You would have to ask Hugo, actually.
[ Since he was the one benefitting from the book's instructions right up until his monopoly on Dimitri's attention was interrupted. He'll explain: ]
I was trying out a massage on him when I received your message. I figured, if I can control my strength with such a fragile little creature, then it should be safe to try on a person. He did seem to be enjoying it, if I may say so myself.
[ Her eyebrows rise. He was giving Hugo a massage?
That's...
Well, if she looks just a bit stricken for a second or two, her eyes studying the image of his face, she can't help it. The idea of him giving a cat a massage is terribly cute. What business does he have being that cute? ]
Then I assume it was going quite well. When next I see him I will make sure to have some treats to apologize for disturbing his relaxation.
[ It doesn't escape his notice that she looks just a tad surprised, her wide eyes fixed on him for just a second too long. Is it really so strange that he would spoil his cat...? ]
The book does offer thorough instructions. It may not be as good as his own massages, but I imagine my efforts must have been passable, at least. [ He can't quite compete with cat kneading, you see, but at least he hasn't hurt anyone!
Incidentally, his chuckles fade away as the reminder settles in, a hint of pink dusting his cheeks. ]
It has been quite the... extensive read. [ If Edelgard catches his drift-- and having been on sex island so long, she should. ] Some of these techniques would most certainly not be appropriate for a cat.
[ Dimitri does occasionally strike her as feline, though, even without an island-provided pair of ears. Perhaps he is more accomplished at kneading than he realizes. ]
Ah, so this is a very thorough book.
[ And assuming he got it from the library, "extensive" and "thorough" are no doubt the most polite ways to describe it. She would hate to admit it, but she is intrigued. ]
Does that mean you are ready to try your technique on a friend?
[ "A human friend." she almost stills for another moment. How is it possible for Dimitri to be not just cute but that cute? He is a grown man, and one of immense strength. ]
Are you planning to ask me then? [ She's well aware that she fits the bill. ] Or were you hoping for another volunteer?
[ Will a shy little smile help the cute cause? Probably not, but it's what he has to offer, anyway. ]
I was thinking we could try after your next lesson. While most of these techniques are meant to have someone relax [ and climax ] there are some that could be applied to sore muscles, as well. It should be a good place to start.
[ It's difficult to keep her smile from stretching, pleased, but she makes a fair effort.
Maybe not a concentrated effort. ]
That could be a nice way to unwind.
[ Even his most sincere attempts at being a stern teacher during a lesson have ended with tea and a dessert to share. He always seems to think of a pleasant way to end an afternoon in the water, doesn't he? ]
Then you will be quite good at it by the time I see you again.
[ The idea of him earnestly practicing until her next swim lesson is a sweet one. Her smile is only growing wider. ]
I enjoy lavender and citrus. Some of my favorite soaps and hair treatments here are in those scents. Lavender in particular is said to promote relaxation.
[ Can she say for certain that it does, however? It's arguable. A war for the continent is quite a match for lavender alone to take on. ]
Lavender, eh? That should be easy enough to remember.
[ Is he taking a not-so-discreet glance at her eyes? He might just be! ]
I cannot promise they will be available, but I will do my best to procure some. I hear there is a [ hmm ] specialty shop in the shopping district, so perhaps they will carry a decent selection.
As long as it does not come with unexpected influences, I suppose. [ And they both know the island can pull off effects far less pleasant than simple arousal. ] I might have to try them on myself beforehand.
[ He means to make sure they're safe, but, hmm. Massaging himself or massaging himself with scented oils... Neither sounds like a sacrifice. ]
[ He may have to try them on himself beforehand? Well, that seems like a smart idea, under the circumstances, but it is also a mental image she will have to live with the rest of the day. Dimitri, bared to the world, lounging across his bed, so slick with oil that his hand -- no, his hands -- move effortlessly.
She lets the thought sit for half a moment, cheeks vaguely pink. ]
Conveniently, we have an agreement if you find yourself in need.
The point of testing it out is precisely so we will not need to call upon the agreement. Otherwise, it would be ill-advised to do so on my own, would it not?
[ So no hiding behind the arrangement, Edelgard. Own up to the horny!
And because he's not (entirely) an obfuscating dumbass (anymore) he'll add: ]
[ Her look of mild surprise turns into understanding.
At least until his last-second addition makes her blush more obvious. She happens to know exactly how he can handle himself when the need arises. She swallows quickly. ]
I thought that you were referring to the possibility of other ill effects.
[ Why would the island want scented oils to make someone angry and aggressive? She can't say, but the effects of the play don't fall in line with everything else she has experienced so far and it complicates the obvious the-Augur-wants-us-all-willing-to-get-up-close-and-personal-with-each-other-all-the-time theory she has operated with her entire time here. ]
If it is an aphrodisiac alone I see no reason calling upon our agreement would be a bad thing.
[ ... well. The airiness of his smile fades away, his expression hardening for a second. ]
If there are other ill effects, that is all the more reason for me to weather them on my own. I would not wish to inflict them upon anyone.
[ Especially not her, after what happened last time.
Much like Edelgard did back then, though, he doesn't want to linger on this heavy mood, either. It might start a little forced, just a tad strained, but he summons that smile back before proceeding. ]
And if it is only an aphrodisiac, then I would hardly [ hm. ] deprive you of the warm comfort of [ hmm. ] your bed just for my [ hmm. ] sake. Take my [ hmm! ] word for it.
[ Very agreeable, she says. He can't be entirely sure, but that sounds Edelgard's way of saying...
Well, nevermind. Whatever she means, it earns an easy smile from him. ]
As do I. I would not forget.
[ That's just what it is, a simple truth. ]
Besides, it would be impossible for you to invite yourself over when I have already done so, myself. [ When he gave her that key-- and she'd better be sure that's the only copy! ] I told you back then, that you would always be welcome here.
[ In spite of herself, a small smile tugs at her lips again. ]
I will do my best to keep that in mind.
[ It would still strike her as rude to just show up unannounced. Still, she appreciates the sentiment. She feels less skeptical about it -- less puzzled by it -- now then she did when he first gave her the key.
But this is all a bit beside the point, and he has at least acknowledged her willingness to help if the oils he tries are overly arousing. ]
Then... I suppose I will see you in a few days.
[ She'll just try not to think any more about him practicing on himself. ]
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You are far too late to change my course, Dimitri, but hold just a moment.
[ Satisfied with his answer (because Hugo absolutely doesn't count right now), she switches to video. She's sitting comfortably on her couch, ponytail draped over her right shoulder, nothing in sight that may point to what prompted her first question. There's a hint of pride in her close-lipped smile.
A second later she grins, bared teeth securing one end of a knotted cherry stem. ]
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Once the feed starts, she'll find him in comfortably in bed, bare-chested again despite the storm outside. Occasionally, a certain long black tail might flick across the screen, a sign of his only company at the moment-- save for Edelgard, of course, who appears to be all too proud for no good reason.
Until there's a knotted cherry stem poking out from in between her teeth. An arch of his eyebrows later, a small laugh bubbles out of him. ]
I should have known you would leave no challenge unmet.
[ Even though it's been... a couple of months? Has she been practicing all this time? Good lord, El, you sure are obstinate. ]
Should you not have shown this to one of the café robots instead, though? I have no means to crown you Queen.
[ WELL. ]
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Not very ladylike, perhaps, but she thinks he can forgive it. ]
I suppose I could show them on my next visit. Do you think they will still celebrate the achievement?
[ This is a joke. No, she is not showing any robots on her next visit to the cafe. They will almost definitely still find some way to draw unwanted attention to her and her accomplishment.
A glimpse of Hugo's flicking tail makes her set the stem aside and give the feed more of her attention, her bracelet brought closer to her face. ]
Hello, Hugo. I see Dimitri is in fine company tonight.
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[ It's a joke right back, as his laugh should clue her in. Although if she did want it, he wouldn't mind parting with it-- it's hardly like he's going to proudly bear it, anyway.
At the ring of his name, though, Hugo pipes up with a little meow, and Dimitri promptly repositions his bracelet so to give the cat easier access. Edelgard might be treated to a big pair of eyes staring at her from way up close, followed by a moving snout, trying to sniff the screen for any familiar scents. ]
Ah, yes, the finest company. [ And though his free hand reaches to pet behind some fuzzy ears, Dimitri doesn't mean the cat only. ] Although Hugo may also be something of a test subject, tonight. We were reading up on relaxation techniques, you see.
[ Or: the cat is getting free massages. ]
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[ Now that she has asked that it kind of makes her think of the time she licked him while he licked her, and that really was not where she meant for this to go.
But she does believe they should do that again.
It's a good thing that Hugo serves as such a good distraction, and she wiggles two fingers at his snout, knowing he must be disappointed to be offered no new scents and no treats. ]
Relaxation techniques? Have you found anything effective?
[ Not that she has an interest in figuring out how best to relax. ]
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It is, indeed, a very good thing Hugo is there to serve both as a less compromising topic of conversation and a distraction from his lewd thoughts. It's all sex island's -- and Edelgard's -- fault, okay. ]
You would have to ask Hugo, actually.
[ Since he was the one benefitting from the book's instructions right up until his monopoly on Dimitri's attention was interrupted. He'll explain: ]
I was trying out a massage on him when I received your message. I figured, if I can control my strength with such a fragile little creature, then it should be safe to try on a person. He did seem to be enjoying it, if I may say so myself.
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That's...
Well, if she looks just a bit stricken for a second or two, her eyes studying the image of his face, she can't help it. The idea of him giving a cat a massage is terribly cute. What business does he have being that cute? ]
Then I assume it was going quite well. When next I see him I will make sure to have some treats to apologize for disturbing his relaxation.
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The book does offer thorough instructions. It may not be as good as his own massages, but I imagine my efforts must have been passable, at least. [ He can't quite compete with cat kneading, you see, but at least he hasn't hurt anyone!
Incidentally, his chuckles fade away as the reminder settles in, a hint of pink dusting his cheeks. ]
It has been quite the... extensive read. [ If Edelgard catches his drift-- and having been on sex island so long, she should. ] Some of these techniques would most certainly not be appropriate for a cat.
[ So he might need another test subject soon. ]
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Ah, so this is a very thorough book.
[ And assuming he got it from the library, "extensive" and "thorough" are no doubt the most polite ways to describe it. She would hate to admit it, but she is intrigued. ]
Does that mean you are ready to try your technique on a friend?
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But ah, she does get it. Guess he may be learning the ropes of this flirting thing, after all. ]
A human friend, yes. [ Hugo is a friend, too! ] One who would be willing to withstand a possibly too strong grip.
[ "Possibly." ]
Although I suppose some of those techniques only require fingers, or the ball of one's palms. That should be considerably lighter.
[ Ever heard of tantric massages, Edelgard? He sure hadn't, before. ]
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Are you planning to ask me then? [ She's well aware that she fits the bill. ] Or were you hoping for another volunteer?
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[ Will a shy little smile help the cute cause? Probably not, but it's what he has to offer, anyway. ]
I was thinking we could try after your next lesson. While most of these techniques are meant to have someone relax [ and climax ] there are some that could be applied to sore muscles, as well. It should be a good place to start.
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Maybe not a concentrated effort. ]
That could be a nice way to unwind.
[ Even his most sincere attempts at being a stern teacher during a lesson have ended with tea and a dessert to share. He always seems to think of a pleasant way to end an afternoon in the water, doesn't he? ]
I think I would like it very much.
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Very well. I will keep practicing until then.
[ He's sure Hugo won't mind the extra spoiling. Also, since she brought up preferred flavors earlier: ]
The instructions mention the use of scented oils, by the way. Are there any you may favor? Florals, perhaps?
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[ The idea of him earnestly practicing until her next swim lesson is a sweet one. Her smile is only growing wider. ]
I enjoy lavender and citrus. Some of my favorite soaps and hair treatments here are in those scents. Lavender in particular is said to promote relaxation.
[ Can she say for certain that it does, however? It's arguable. A war for the continent is quite a match for lavender alone to take on. ]
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[ Is he taking a not-so-discreet glance at her eyes? He might just be! ]
I cannot promise they will be available, but I will do my best to procure some. I hear there is a [ hmm ] specialty shop in the shopping district, so perhaps they will carry a decent selection.
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Yes, I have seen that specialty shop.
[ And maybe she has even been there recently, but this is none of his business just yet. ]
I appreciate your effort to arrange for a scent I like, but I can't imagine being disappointed with whatever you find.
[ Perhaps she would feel differently if she had any experience with what they mean to do. For now, however, it's new. ]
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As long as it does not come with unexpected influences, I suppose. [ And they both know the island can pull off effects far less pleasant than simple arousal. ] I might have to try them on myself beforehand.
[ He means to make sure they're safe, but, hmm. Massaging himself or massaging himself with scented oils... Neither sounds like a sacrifice. ]
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She lets the thought sit for half a moment, cheeks vaguely pink. ]
Conveniently, we have an agreement if you find yourself in need.
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The point of testing it out is precisely so we will not need to call upon the agreement. Otherwise, it would be ill-advised to do so on my own, would it not?
[ So no hiding behind the arrangement, Edelgard. Own up to the horny!
And because he's not (entirely) an obfuscating dumbass (anymore) he'll add: ]
Worry not. I can handle myself.
[ Handle himself, all right. ]
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At least until his last-second addition makes her blush more obvious. She happens to know exactly how he can handle himself when the need arises. She swallows quickly. ]
I thought that you were referring to the possibility of other ill effects.
[ Why would the island want scented oils to make someone angry and aggressive? She can't say, but the effects of the play don't fall in line with everything else she has experienced so far and it complicates the obvious the-Augur-wants-us-all-willing-to-get-up-close-and-personal-with-each-other-all-the-time theory she has operated with her entire time here. ]
If it is an aphrodisiac alone I see no reason calling upon our agreement would be a bad thing.
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If there are other ill effects, that is all the more reason for me to weather them on my own. I would not wish to inflict them upon anyone.
[ Especially not her, after what happened last time.
Much like Edelgard did back then, though, he doesn't want to linger on this heavy mood, either. It might start a little forced, just a tad strained, but he summons that smile back before proceeding. ]
And if it is only an aphrodisiac, then I would hardly [ hm. ] deprive you of the warm comfort of [ hmm. ] your bed just for my [ hmm. ] sake. Take my [ hmm! ] word for it.
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I am not inviting myself over, Dimitri.
I am merely reminding you of our terms, which I find very agreeable.
[ If he finds himself under the influence of an aphrodisiac and prefers the use of his own hands that... may sting her pride a bit.
But it is his problem to solve as he wishes. ]
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Well, nevermind. Whatever she means, it earns an easy smile from him. ]
As do I. I would not forget.
[ That's just what it is, a simple truth. ]
Besides, it would be impossible for you to invite yourself over when I have already done so, myself. [ When he gave her that key-- and she'd better be sure that's the only copy! ] I told you back then, that you would always be welcome here.
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I will do my best to keep that in mind.
[ It would still strike her as rude to just show up unannounced. Still, she appreciates the sentiment. She feels less skeptical about it -- less puzzled by it -- now then she did when he first gave her the key.
But this is all a bit beside the point, and he has at least acknowledged her willingness to help if the oils he tries are overly arousing. ]
Then... I suppose I will see you in a few days.
[ She'll just try not to think any more about him practicing on himself. ]
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