Come on, your majesty! I've only ever tried to help you. The advice works for ME! [Sort of. In the way that stepping out in front of traffic works if you want to be hit by a car.]
I've never set you up for failure, your majesty. Sure, sometimes the situations you manage to get yourself into are pretty funny but it's because they were never my intention that they're so amusing. I guess I'm just terrible at giving advice...
Regardless! I'm not trying to trick you! Ask anyone. Ask Felix or Ingrid. Or, I guess, just Felix. Tools of destiny, exactly!, and when given to someone you care about are almost the same as an engagement ring. You're basically saying you wish your destiny and theirs would intertwine. Get it?
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Come on, your majesty! I've only ever tried to help you. The advice works for ME! [Sort of. In the way that stepping out in front of traffic works if you want to be hit by a car.]
I've never set you up for failure, your majesty. Sure, sometimes the situations you manage to get yourself into are pretty funny but it's because they were never my intention that they're so amusing. I guess I'm just terrible at giving advice...
Regardless! I'm not trying to trick you! Ask anyone. Ask Felix or Ingrid. Or, I guess, just Felix. Tools of destiny, exactly!, and when given to someone you care about are almost the same as an engagement ring. You're basically saying you wish your destiny and theirs would intertwine. Get it?